1stclasspussy: do she go the booty? she dooooooooooooo
1stclasspussy: Beyonce got y’all faggots running around screaming “I’m a grown woman”
satans-fabulous-blog: morphingly: brightredkettle: are you the SAT because i’d do you for 3 hours and 45 minutes with a ten minute break halfway through for snacks That’s the most reasonable pick up line I’ve ever heard. You’re hired.
ursorum: im trying not to judge books by their covers but
thisgingerisback: Angelina Jolie announces a double mastectomy to save her life, people get fucking pissed and act like she’s lost everything that’s made her worthwhile in the first place, AND YOU WONDER WHY I FUCKING HATE THE “SAVE THE BOOBIES” TROPE. BECAUSE NO ONE ACTUALLY GIVES A FUCK ABOUT THE WOMAN’S LIFE. WOMEN JUST HAPPEN TO BE ATTACHED TO A PAIR OF BREASTS. WOMEN AREN’T WORTH...
stevebrule: do she got the booty? she dooooooooooo
rnedia: drugs? no thanks, the only “high” i need is the natural rush you get from committing a murder.